Friday, January 4, 2013

New Years Resolutions

Instead of me making resolutions, I thought it might be interesting to ask the dogs what they would like to make as a resolution.  After explaining what a resolution was, I went to each dog and asked what their 2013 resolution would be.

Tazz: 
-I will eat everything on my plate and clean it up when I'm done.
Vici:
-Tazz, you do that now.
Tazz:
-Yep
Vici:
-You are supposed to think of something that you haven't been good at and then make a resolution about how you are going to improve.  For example, I'm going to be better at exercising.
Tazz:
-I'm confused.
Vici
-T-bone, think about the things that maybe you'd like to be better at.
Tazz:
-Mom will take me for more Hikes.
Vici
-T, that is my resolution...what are you going to do better.
Tazz
-I am perfect.


Fin:
-Cheese?
Vici:
-You will get cheese later, what are you going to do to improve?
Fin:
-(she cocks her head right, then left, she backs up, turns right, turns left, lays down, jumps up, sits up, wags tail, jumps on me, backs up, trys to get into a box that is laying on the floor, turns right, sits) Cheese?

 

 

Rocky:
-I have so much to improve on, I may never get to it all.
Vici
-Buddy, that's why we pick just one thing.  One thing and that is all.
Rocky:
-Why do we have so many stairs.  Don't like the stairs.
Vici (I take out the orange ball)
Rocky:
-Ball :)


Maddie:
-Take down the gate so I can sit by the front door.
Vici
-Nope not going to happen.  By the way, that is not a resolution.
Maddie
-Why
Vici
-Because a resolution is something you'll do better and when I take the gate down you bark at everything.
Maddie
-I will bark better if the gate is down.
Vici
-It makes me crazy when you bark
Maddie
-Squirrel


Olive:
-I will not go poo in the house.
Vici
-That's a good one. How about adding, "I will not eat poo."
Olive
-Huh?
Vici
-I know I am not supposed to make resolutions for you, but could you just try to not eat your own poo for like a month?
Olive
-I don't understand
Vici
-You do understand.  You know when you go outside and grab a poo and I run around yelling drop it waving my arms and slipping in the mud and you wag your tail?
Olive
-That is fun
Vici
-Well don't do it.
Olive
-I don't understand
Vici
-nevermind

3 comments:

Diana said...

Very funny!!!

corbinwooten said...

Hilarious! These are great.

Kelly Ely said...

So very hysterical!!! Love it and love how you know your dogs sooo well they are totally believable conversations!! Definitely LOL!