The 10/12/5/9 things I have learned from my dogs:
- Everyone likes a smelly butt.
- Bark like a seal and everyone loves you, bark like a dog and they tell you to shut up.
- Vomit is a second chance to enjoy a meal.
- If no cookies come when acting like an idiot, escalate...cookies will be shoved in your face as you are dragged away triumphant.
- The first step in the pool is the best place after playing chuck-it.
- Running free through a field is sheer joy. Being chased by a puppy not so much.
- Barking, tossing your body against the glass, and spinning will make bad things leave (UPS, garbage, solicitors, etc.)
- Rolling in smelly stuff will get you alot of attention.
- Putting on shoes is a time for a party.
- When playing with skunks, put the youngster in front.
2 comments:
I see we've learned a lot of similar things from our dogs! (And your reaction to all of this is why I don't tag other people and play the game myself only if I'm in the mood.)
Ok I may have lived infront of my computer working for too long now. ....
what is tagging?
And again why are you playing simon says with a email?
Are there cookies involved?
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